A little light humour

[Dave the bass]

Special one for NickdS!

[Dave the bass]

[Mike H]

Saw this on another forum...

How many Forum members does it take to change a light bulb

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb".

Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp".

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct.

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum.

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum.

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.

5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.

15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and their own light bulbs.

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's.

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".

13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".

1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that Julia or Tony aren't the brightest bulb.

4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.

1 moderator to lock the light bulb thread.

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now.

[Dave the bass]

[Ali Tait]

[Mike H]

Topical!

[jack]

Special one for NickdS!

[Dave the bass]

[Mike H]

[Dave the bass]

[Mike H]

Oh what?

[andrew Ivimey]

Yeah but consider... we all want smart tellies and what,comrades,do smart tellies do?

Oh hell etc etc etc ad nauseam ...

Spose we'd just better get used to it.

[Dave the bass]

Soooperb!

[Mike H]

lol ..

[Mike H]

Actual wrong quiz answers -

Crossword -
Name a type of fish 7 letters:
Special.

Marine mammal, 5 and 3:
Ships cat.

Pub quiz -
To which country do the Faroe Islands belong to?
And the barmaid shouts out "Egypt!"