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"Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I am not yet completely sure about the universe." – Albert Einstein
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#108 Re: Jokes
"No matter how fast light travels it finds that the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it."
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#109 Re: Jokes
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
Edmund Burke
G-Popz THE easy listening connoisseur. (Philip)
Edmund Burke
G-Popz THE easy listening connoisseur. (Philip)
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#110 Re: Jokes
Actual sign in The Compasses, Littley Green, Essex ...
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"No matter how fast light travels it finds that the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it."
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#111 Re: Jokes
They really don't want customers...
Philosophers have only interpreted the world - the point, however, is to change it. No it isn't ... maybe we should leave it alone for a while.
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#112 Re: Jokes
I feel like that often!
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#113 Re: Jokes
"Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I am not yet completely sure about the universe." – Albert Einstein
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#115 Re: Jokes
Excellent, that one will go to selected people at work !
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#116 Re: Jokes
Love it!
"No matter how fast light travels it finds that the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it."
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#118 Re: Jokes
The grand old Duke of York
He had 12 million quid
He gave it to someone he never met
For something he never did.
He had 12 million quid
He gave it to someone he never met
For something he never did.
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#119 Re: Jokes
Succinct snappy and ery witty!
Philosophers have only interpreted the world - the point, however, is to change it. No it isn't ... maybe we should leave it alone for a while.
#120 Re: Jokes
vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
Some spares for you in case you have run out,
Whenever an honest man discovers that he's mistaken, he will either cease to be mistaken or he will cease to be honest.