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#1636 Re: A little light humour

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I was looking for the telephone number for the Halifax in Skegness when I noticed this on their home page:
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#1637 Re: A little light humour

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Not really!

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#1638 Re: A little light humour

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#1639 Re: A little light humour

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Mike H wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 5:21 pm name-a-solid.jpg
That’s one for the staff room noticeboard :lol: :lol:
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#1640 Re: A little light humour

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I love all natural pure organic food. No nasty chemicals...
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#1641 Re: A little light humour

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That is hysterical, thank you Image
 
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#1642 Re: A little light humour

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Seen in Dubai today (my reflection in window as an added bonus)
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#1643 Re: A little light humour

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Good to have the choice !
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#1644 Re: A little light humour

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Dave the bass wrote: Thu Jul 11, 2019 11:24 am Image
Well, this is my mate Richard being a bit of a dick with a selfie last week with RHCP:
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And here is a short video of Chad being Chad and dancing with the exquisite Ukrainian DJ we had in the hotel bar:

https://nick.desmith.net/Shack/WhatsApp ... .59.24.mp4
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#1645 Re: A little light humour

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:D



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Apparently this was once a real thing.

Yep stick your kid out of an upper story window on a shelf, with a cage around to stop him falling off, so he can get some fresh air. Also acrophobia for life I expect. :shock:
 
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#1646 Re: A little light humour

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Oh and also, from the same source ...

... Taking too long to smoke your ciggies one at a time? Now you can do the whole 20-pack in one go with this handy gadget

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#1647 Re: A little light humour

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Mike H wrote: Wed Sep 11, 2019 8:52 pm :D



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Yep stick your kid out of an upper story window on a shelf, with a cage around to stop him falling off, so he can get some fresh air. Also acrophobia for life I expect. :shock:

No, no, no (Margaret Thatcher), it’s a Faraday cage. Regardless of the downpour, he’ll be safe in thunderstorms. It’s an all weather solution..........such ignorance :roll:
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#1648 Re: A little light humour

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Mike H wrote: Wed Sep 11, 2019 8:56 pm Oh and also, from the same source ...

... Taking too long to smoke your ciggies one at a time? Now you can do the whole 20-pack in one go with this handy gadget

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snigger...

where you bin bro! that was a common sight in the early seventies...well nearly..
I do remember the rubber laboratory bung with 5 holes bored into it....have a suck on that little joe
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#1649 Re: A little light humour

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When I was young I decided to go to medical school...

One of the questions in the entrance exam was to rearrange the letters P N E S I to form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those that answered "SPINE" are now doctors, the rest are engineers...
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#1650 Re: A little light humour

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HAH!! :lol:
 
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