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Re: A little light humour

Post by Ali Tait » Tue May 28, 2019 10:42 am

Ah the old chestnut- get the apprentice to show off his muscles by lifting a bag over his head, then cut it with a Stanley knife. :D

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Re: A little light humour

Post by Mike H » Tue May 28, 2019 4:30 pm

Yep. :thumbleft:

Also a 'You've Been Framed' favoourite.
 
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Re: A little light humour

Post by Mike H » Wed May 29, 2019 5:44 pm

"Don't you talk to me about cookers! Cookers is it?"

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Re: A little light humour

Post by Dave the bass » Wed Jun 05, 2019 5:35 pm

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An Investigator.
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Re: A little light humour

Post by jack » Wed Jun 05, 2019 5:50 pm

Dave the bass wrote:
Wed Jun 05, 2019 5:35 pm
What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An Investigator.
They're getting better.

Not a lot, but there is a (barely discernable) positive trend...

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Re: A little light humour

Post by Mike H » Sun Jun 09, 2019 4:43 pm

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Re: A little light humour

Post by IslandPink » Tue Jun 25, 2019 6:10 pm

This has to go in the humour section - under the sub-section 'you can't make it up' :
https://twitter.com/Jeremy_Hunt/status/ ... 5450821632
Some predictably witty remarks underneath !
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Re: A little light humour

Post by simon » Tue Jun 25, 2019 7:26 pm

Gotta love Dave Cregan's hash tag in the replies!

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Re: A little light humour

Post by IslandPink » Tue Jun 25, 2019 9:36 pm

Yes indeed !
I linked this to my GP mate in Huddersfield -

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Re: A little light humour

Post by simon » Tue Jun 25, 2019 10:25 pm

Quite. Sadly the alternatives arent exactly appealing either.

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Re: A little light humour

Post by Dave the bass » Thu Jul 11, 2019 11:24 am

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Re: A little light humour

Post by Mike H » Thu Jul 11, 2019 12:46 pm

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Re: A little light humour

Post by jack » Fri Jul 12, 2019 5:10 pm

Not entirely sure this is the right place for this...


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Re: A little light humour

Post by Mike H » Fri Jul 12, 2019 5:56 pm

This IS cool :shock:
 
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Re: A little light humour

Post by Mike H » Thu Aug 15, 2019 7:18 pm

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