http://www.monstercable.com/productdisplay.asp?pin=17
I especially like this bit:
Right. So they're comparing their expensive wire, possibly made for v. little in a Chinese sweat-shop, to the Golden Gate Bridge, and the Rockerfeller Centre. Whatever these people are smoking, I want some. How could any human being otherwise invent such an idiotic load of cobblers? I mean, I thought Kurt Vonnegut was good, but this is in a different league entirely. Larry Niven would doff his hat. Ringworld is but a bagatelle next to this. Wherever the creatures who wrote this about wire came from, one can only imagine that the evening air is rent by the cries of the first eleven as they swing through the girders on their way to the field. The second eleven will be going on all fours. Gibber.Monster's Sigma Retro Gold cables may very well be the best cables ever made. Some things are extraordinary because of their simplicity, like the Golden Gate Bridge or Rockefeller Center. They are as ageless and timeless today as when they were conceived. It is with this sense of the classic that Monster created Sigma Retro Gold speaker and interconnect cables.
If anything this part is even better:
Sigma Retro Interconnect Cables offer a stylish 24k gold contact RCA connector housed inside a termination which resembles a jet engine.
I can picture (although I'd really rather not) some very sad men becoming highly aroused at this. What other use it has must be beyond human understanding. I mean, other than causing a few emotionally disturbed types to reach for a box of Kleenex, what other purpose can this blithering nonsense possibly serve? Why in the name of sanity would you want an RCA connector that looks like a jet engine, make and model unspecified? Can I have a Rolls Royce Tay please, with the optional reheat?
Nurse!
