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#1726 Re: A little light humour

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#1727 Re: A little light humour

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:D


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#1728 Re: A little light humour

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BREAKING NEWS: All passengers travelling through Liverpool John Lennon Airport have been quarantined due to Corona Virus.

Imagine all the people...
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#1729 Re: A little light humour

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I liked the blood donor one though....
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#1730 Re: A little light humour

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#1731 Re: A little light humour

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Idiots on a Ural – only one left

 
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#1732 Re: A little light humour

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Always makes me smile...

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#1733 Re: A little light humour

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:lol:
 
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#1734 Re: A little light humour

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I had the finger up the bum examination by my pretty Thai GP. She said its a very personal examination that sometimes results in an erection so don't be embarrassed if that happens.

I told her I was veery nervous and there was no chance at all of that happening, and she said "No not you, ME!"
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#1735 Re: A little light humour

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Paul Barker wrote: Wed Mar 25, 2020 10:47 am I had the finger up the bum examination by my pretty Thai GP. She said its a very personal examination that sometimes results in an erection so don't be embarrassed if that happens.

I told her I was very nervous and there was no chance at all of that happening, and she said "No not you, ME!"
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#1736 Re: A little light humour

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HRH Prince Chas the isle has covid19.

Given that his family motto is Dieu et mon Droit, it occurred to me as I cycled along deserted sun strewn streets that him allowing himself to catch such a democratic disease is a sort of nobless oblige.
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That Latin, it's all Greek to me.

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#1738 Re: A little light humour

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#1740 Re: A little light humour

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A message came round the hospital today -

Just a heads up, if you get an email from the department of health saying not to eat tinned pork because it contains covid19, ignore it - its spam...
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