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Re: A little light humour

Post by ed » Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:09 am

I was looking for the telephone number for the Halifax in Skegness when I noticed this on their home page:
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Re: A little light humour

Post by Mike H » Fri Aug 16, 2019 5:17 pm

Not really!

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Re: A little light humour

Post by Mike H » Fri Aug 16, 2019 5:21 pm

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Re: A little light humour

Post by Cressy Snr » Fri Aug 16, 2019 5:29 pm

Mike H wrote:
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That’s one for the staff room noticeboard :lol: :lol:

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Re: A little light humour

Post by jack » Fri Aug 16, 2019 6:21 pm

I love all natural pure organic food. No nasty chemicals...
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Re: A little light humour

Post by Mike H » Sat Aug 17, 2019 12:56 am

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Re: A little light humour

Post by jack » Thu Sep 05, 2019 8:04 pm

Seen in Dubai today (my reflection in window as an added bonus)
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Re: A little light humour

Post by IslandPink » Thu Sep 05, 2019 8:26 pm

Good to have the choice !
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Re: A little light humour

Post by jack » Tue Sep 10, 2019 7:05 pm

Dave the bass wrote:
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Well, this is my mate Richard being a bit of a dick with a selfie last week with RHCP:
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And here is a short video of Chad being Chad and dancing with the exquisite Ukrainian DJ we had in the hotel bar:

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Re: A little light humour

Post by Mike H » Wed Sep 11, 2019 8:52 pm

:D



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Apparently this was once a real thing.

Yep stick your kid out of an upper story window on a shelf, with a cage around to stop him falling off, so he can get some fresh air. Also acrophobia for life I expect. :shock:
 
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Re: A little light humour

Post by Mike H » Wed Sep 11, 2019 8:56 pm

Oh and also, from the same source ...

... Taking too long to smoke your ciggies one at a time? Now you can do the whole 20-pack in one go with this handy gadget

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Re: A little light humour

Post by Greg » Wed Sep 11, 2019 9:44 pm

Mike H wrote:
Wed Sep 11, 2019 8:52 pm
:D



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Apparently this was once a real thing.

Yep stick your kid out of an upper story window on a shelf, with a cage around to stop him falling off, so he can get some fresh air. Also acrophobia for life I expect. :shock:

No, no, no (Margaret Thatcher), it’s a Faraday cage. Regardless of the downpour, he’ll be safe in thunderstorms. It’s an all weather solution..........such ignorance :roll:

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Re: A little light humour

Post by ed » Thu Sep 19, 2019 8:47 am

Mike H wrote:
Wed Sep 11, 2019 8:56 pm
Oh and also, from the same source ...

... Taking too long to smoke your ciggies one at a time? Now you can do the whole 20-pack in one go with this handy gadget

:shock:
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snigger...

where you bin bro! that was a common sight in the early seventies...well nearly..
I do remember the rubber laboratory bung with 5 holes bored into it....have a suck on that little joe
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Re: A little light humour

Post by jack » Mon Sep 23, 2019 3:31 pm

When I was young I decided to go to medical school...

One of the questions in the entrance exam was to rearrange the letters P N E S I to form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those that answered "SPINE" are now doctors, the rest are engineers...
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Re: A little light humour

Post by Mike H » Mon Sep 23, 2019 5:41 pm

HAH!! :lol:
 
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