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#1621 Re: A little light humour

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Ah the old chestnut- get the apprentice to show off his muscles by lifting a bag over his head, then cut it with a Stanley knife. :D

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#1622 Re: A little light humour

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Yep. :thumbleft:

Also a 'You've Been Framed' favoourite.
 
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#1623 Re: A little light humour

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"Don't you talk to me about cookers! Cookers is it?"

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#1624 Re: A little light humour

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An Investigator.
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#1625 Re: A little light humour

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Dave the bass wrote: Wed Jun 05, 2019 5:35 pm What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An Investigator.
They're getting better.

Not a lot, but there is a (barely discernable) positive trend...

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#1626 Re: A little light humour

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#1627 Re: A little light humour

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This has to go in the humour section - under the sub-section 'you can't make it up' :

Some predictably witty remarks underneath !
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#1628 Re: A little light humour

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Gotta love Dave Cregan's hash tag in the replies!
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#1629 Re: A little light humour

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Yes indeed !
I linked this to my GP mate in Huddersfield -

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Our only hope is a general election (or general anaesthetic)"

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#1630 Re: A little light humour

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Quite. Sadly the alternatives arent exactly appealing either.
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#1631 Re: A little light humour

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#1632 Re: A little light humour

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:D
 
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#1633 Re: A little light humour

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Not entirely sure this is the right place for this...

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#1634 Re: A little light humour

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This IS cool :shock:
 
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#1635 Re: A little light humour

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