Drink feck arse grrlsIslandPink wrote:"Can I say arse on this forum" ?
You betcha !!
Even better if you can learn to say it like Father Jack -
True story (but didn't happen to me)
A family's dog gets into the neighbour's garden while they're away on holiday. First they knew about was when the dog returned clutching next door's rabbit between its teeth, muddy bedraggled and thoroughly stone dead.
So they have a conflab and decide to wash the rabbit and put it back in its run. The owners would think it'd just dropped dead while they were away.
Neighbours duly return, and pretty soon the mother is round ringing their door bell.
"Notice anything strange going on in our garden while we've been away?"
"Why do you ask?" (innocently)
"Well the most extraordinary thing has happened ~ before we went on our hols our child's pet rabbit died, so we buried it in the garden...."