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Re: Jokes

Post by Forest » Fri Jan 17, 2020 12:40 pm

The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
Step by step and never give up :bounce:

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Re: Jokes

Post by Paul Barker » Thu Mar 19, 2020 10:22 am

First confirmed case of covid 19 in Russia;
The patient’s called Ivor Chestikov
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Re: Jokes

Post by Mike H » Thu Mar 19, 2020 1:09 pm

:lol:
 
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Re: Jokes

Post by Ali Tait » Thu Mar 19, 2020 2:30 pm

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Re: Jokes

Post by IslandPink » Thu Mar 19, 2020 5:56 pm

Keep em coming .
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Re: Jokes

Post by Ali Tait » Thu Mar 19, 2020 7:16 pm

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Re: Jokes

Post by IslandPink » Thu Mar 19, 2020 8:08 pm

Absolutely superb !
"The bass is the king of the instruments - it has no known natural predator" (Wobble)

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Re: Jokes

Post by Ali Tait » Thu Mar 19, 2020 8:57 pm

Yeah that one gave me a belly laugh. :D

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Re: Jokes

Post by Ali Tait » Thu Mar 19, 2020 9:04 pm

You need to be a Fast Show fan for this one-
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Re: Jokes

Post by Paul Barker » Sat Apr 18, 2020 3:21 pm

I don't get stuff from Poundshop.

You're only paying for the name.....................
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