Swine Flu...
- Dave the bass
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#2
...I've just got off the NHS SwineFlu helpline.
It was a terrible line.
There was lots of crackling.
DTB
It was a terrible line.
There was lots of crackling.
DTB
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#3
A pig just went past our upstairs window.
The Swine flew, I'm sure of it.
DTB
The Swine flew, I'm sure of it.
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#4
Just be careful of your Ham plifier then ?
Del boy and Rodney are in trouble !![Wink :wink:](./images/smilies/icon_wink.gif)
Del boy and Rodney are in trouble !
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The only known cure for Swine Flu has been found to be the liberal application of oinkment.
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^^^:lol: I'm stealing that one.pre65 wrote:The only known cure for Swine Flu has been found to be the liberal application of oinkment.![]()
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I think I've got 'it' BTW.
I'm sweating like a pig.
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I think you're telling a porkie !Dave the bass wrote:
I think I've got 'it' BTW.
DTB
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#9
Thats the spirit Scott
I woke up with one of these this morning.
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I'm worried.
I think it's a pig sty.
DTB
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I woke up with one of these this morning.
![Image](http://www.jewishhospital.org/myjewishhospital/images/Eye-09.jpg)
I'm worried.
I think it's a pig sty.
DTB
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Itching all night?pre65 wrote:I think you're telling a porkie !Dave the bass wrote:
I think I've got 'it' BTW.
DTB![]()
Might be Porky Scratchings....
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I suppose this is as good a time as any to reflect on the fact that the big drug companies all have a financial interest. Snouts in the trough.
If they do come up with a vaccine for this virus, remind me not to go near a school when the injections are being administered. The jabs usually make young teenagers squeal like pigs.
If they do come up with a vaccine for this virus, remind me not to go near a school when the injections are being administered. The jabs usually make young teenagers squeal like pigs.
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...of course, the term 'squealers' will now only be applicable to infected police informers... I suppose if it gets into a prison, one could say the swine got what they deserve.
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...one assumes that as infected people understandably won't feel up to doing any cleaning, their houses will become a real pigsty.
edit -I wonder if this bad karma is going to come back & bite me. With my kind of luck, it'll be in my hams.
edit -I wonder if this bad karma is going to come back & bite me. With my kind of luck, it'll be in my hams.
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