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...I'm pig-sick of it.

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...I've just got off the NHS SwineFlu helpline.

It was a terrible line.

There was lots of crackling.

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A pig just went past our upstairs window.

The Swine flew, I'm sure of it.

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Just be careful of your Ham plifier then ?

Del boy and Rodney are in trouble ! :wink:
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The only known cure for Swine Flu has been found to be the liberal application of oinkment. :wink: :lol:
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pre65 wrote:The only known cure for Swine Flu has been found to be the liberal application of oinkment. :wink: :lol:
^^^:lol: I'm stealing that one. :lol:

I think I've got 'it' BTW.

I'm sweating like a pig.

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Dave the bass wrote:
I think I've got 'it' BTW.

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It didn't take long...
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Thats the spirit Scott :lol:

I woke up with one of these this morning.

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I'm worried.

I think it's a pig sty.

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pre65 wrote:
Dave the bass wrote:
I think I've got 'it' BTW.

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I think you're telling a porkie ! :wink: :lol:
Itching all night?

Might be Porky Scratchings.... :)

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I suppose this is as good a time as any to reflect on the fact that the big drug companies all have a financial interest. Snouts in the trough.

If they do come up with a vaccine for this virus, remind me not to go near a school when the injections are being administered. The jabs usually make young teenagers squeal like pigs.
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...of course, the term 'squealers' will now only be applicable to infected police informers... I suppose if it gets into a prison, one could say the swine got what they deserve.
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...one assumes that as infected people understandably won't feel up to doing any cleaning, their houses will become a real pigsty.

edit -I wonder if this bad karma is going to come back & bite me. With my kind of luck, it'll be in my hams.
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^^^^^ :lol:

He's good....he's really good.

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Joking aside, really hope the new vaccine will save our bacon.
 
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