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#1741 Re: A little light humour

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2020 7:38 pm
by Mike H
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:lol:

#1742 Re: A little light humour

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2020 11:59 am
by Paul Barker
pre65 wrote: Wed Mar 25, 2020 10:54 am
Paul Barker wrote: Wed Mar 25, 2020 10:47 am I had the finger up the bum examination by my pretty Thai GP. She said its a very personal examination that sometimes results in an erection so don't be embarrassed if that happens.

I told her I was very nervous and there was no chance at all of that happening, and she said "No not you, ME!"
Nice one Paul, good to see your sense of humour is intact. :D
its how im keeping going!

#1743 Re: A little light humour

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2020 12:06 pm
by Paul Barker
A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,
very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"

#1744 Re: A little light humour

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2020 12:56 pm
by Mike H
:D

#1745 Re: A little light humour

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2020 9:22 pm
by Mike H
From Renault forums –

I've been to the doctor and was diagnosed with low blood pressure.

He wrote me a prescription for two sets of Ikea self-assembly wardrobes

#1746 Re: A little light humour

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2020 9:51 pm
by shane
Seen on Twitter:

"If you think one person can't change the world, you've never eaten a half-cooked bat."

#1747 Re: A little light humour

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 8:12 pm
by Dave the bass
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#1748 Re: A little light humour

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 9:05 pm
by jack

#1749 Re: A little light humour

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 10:30 pm
by jack
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#1750 Re: A little light humour

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:50 am
by IslandPink
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#1751 Re: A little light humour

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:38 pm
by Mike H
All good. :lol:

Something slightly different. From Soviet Steeds forum


Just because you can, doesn't mean you should
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#1752 Re: A little light humour

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:42 pm
by pre65
A supercharged transverse V8 ?

#1753 Re: A little light humour

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 10:08 am
by andrew Ivimey
Still trying...



Might work.... let's see.

#1754 Re: A little light humour

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 3:05 pm
by Mike H
pre65 wrote: Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:42 pm A supercharged transverse V8 ?
Yep. A different view – note no sidestand, it basically can't lean over

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#1755 Re: A little light humour

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 3:32 pm
by IslandPink
Nick's looking a bit rough - you haven't got the virus, have you ?