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pre65 wrote: Wed Mar 25, 2020 10:54 am
Paul Barker wrote: Wed Mar 25, 2020 10:47 am I had the finger up the bum examination by my pretty Thai GP. She said its a very personal examination that sometimes results in an erection so don't be embarrassed if that happens.

I told her I was very nervous and there was no chance at all of that happening, and she said "No not you, ME!"
Nice one Paul, good to see your sense of humour is intact. :D
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A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,
very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"
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#1744 Re: A little light humour

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From Renault forums –

I've been to the doctor and was diagnosed with low blood pressure.

He wrote me a prescription for two sets of Ikea self-assembly wardrobes
 
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#1746 Re: A little light humour

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Seen on Twitter:

"If you think one person can't change the world, you've never eaten a half-cooked bat."
The world looks so different after learning science. For example, trees are made of air, primarily. When they are burned, they go back to air, and in their flaming heat is released the flaming heat of the Sun which was bound in to convert air into tree.
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Vivitur ingenio, caetera mortis erunt
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#1751 Re: A little light humour

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All good. :lol:

Something slightly different. From Soviet Steeds forum


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#1752 Re: A little light humour

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A supercharged transverse V8 ?
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#1753 Re: A little light humour

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Still trying...



Might work.... let's see.
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#1754 Re: A little light humour

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pre65 wrote: Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:42 pm A supercharged transverse V8 ?
Yep. A different view – note no sidestand, it basically can't lean over

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#1755 Re: A little light humour

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Nick's looking a bit rough - you haven't got the virus, have you ?
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