You still missed the "Hipster" dig
I was thinking that a Grumpy Hipster would be a "Gripster", but it turns out that a gripster is a "Greying Hipster", so two birds with one stone!
Just been out to Daughters Fiesta.
Won't go over 70 MPH, her words here, cleaned airflow, cleaned Map sensor ...
Take it for a run ...
Get it up there, yep she is spot on, won't go any faster.
Effing car mat is stuck under accelerator pedal, pull it down, back up to silly speeds...
Dont you just luv your kids
Feck me, I only warned him oil would be hot.
It's part of changing oil, fumble the release, get a jet of hot oil down your arm, jump away saying "Oh deary me", bang your head on the suspension and your elbow on the sump, get banned from house until you take that oil covered shirt off and then 'Er Indoors won't let you put it in the washing.
And moans that you dripped oil on the drive.