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#1516 Re: A little light humour

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#1517 Re: A little light humour

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#1518 Re: A little light humour

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Hah! :lol:
 
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#1519 Re: A little light humour

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Vintage 80's Wendy's Soviet Fashion Show Commercial




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#1520 Re: A little light humour

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Dilbert

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#1521 Re: A little light humour

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Good grief!!!
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#1522 Re: A little light humour

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Yes indeed. :D
 
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#1527 Re: A little light humour

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Bless the Americans for their sense of humour.

From the Soviet Steeds forum - Ural Owners Rally Names (real, not a joke)

C.R.A.P. - Carolina Rider's and Pot-luck.

B.U.R.P. - BlueRidge Ural Rider's Party.

F.A.R.T. - Fall Annual Rebellious Tour.

T.U.R.D. - Texas Ural Riders Division.

H.U.G. - Holopaw Ural Gathering.

C.Z.A.R. - Colorado Zidecar Annual Rally.

S.O.U.R. - Southern Oregon Ural Rally.

And now a new one -

F.U.B.A.R. - Forest Ural Bad Ass Rally (Central Florida Ural Riders).
 
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#1528 Re: A little light humour

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#1529 Re: A little light humour

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:lol:


On the Nick Risby radio show the other night -

(Tommy Cooper voice) "So the doctor says to me, I gotta drink a bottle of wine after a hot bath. Well I couldn't even finish drinking the bath..."
 
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#1530 Re: A little light humour

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"Care home treats old ladies to a roast dinner with butlers in the buff"


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