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Re: A little light humour

Post by Mike H » Sat Mar 28, 2020 7:38 pm

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Re: A little light humour

Post by Paul Barker » Sun Mar 29, 2020 11:59 am

pre65 wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 10:54 am
Paul Barker wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 10:47 am
I had the finger up the bum examination by my pretty Thai GP. She said its a very personal examination that sometimes results in an erection so don't be embarrassed if that happens.

I told her I was very nervous and there was no chance at all of that happening, and she said "No not you, ME!"
Nice one Paul, good to see your sense of humour is intact. :D
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Re: A little light humour

Post by Paul Barker » Sun Mar 29, 2020 12:06 pm

A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,
very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"
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Re: A little light humour

Post by Mike H » Sun Mar 29, 2020 12:56 pm

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Re: A little light humour

Post by Mike H » Mon Mar 30, 2020 9:22 pm

From Renault forums –

I've been to the doctor and was diagnosed with low blood pressure.

He wrote me a prescription for two sets of Ikea self-assembly wardrobes
 
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Re: A little light humour

Post by shane » Mon Mar 30, 2020 9:51 pm

Seen on Twitter:

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Re: A little light humour

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Post by jack » Tue Mar 31, 2020 9:05 pm

Vivitur ingenio, caetera mortis erunt

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Re: A little light humour

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Re: A little light humour

Post by Mike H » Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:38 pm

All good. :lol:

Something slightly different. From Soviet Steeds forum


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Re: A little light humour

Post by pre65 » Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:42 pm

A supercharged transverse V8 ?
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Re: A little light humour

Post by andrew Ivimey » Thu Apr 02, 2020 10:08 am

Still trying...

https://m.facebook.com/EconomicsForTheM ... tn__=EHH-R

Might work.... let's see.
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Re: A little light humour

Post by Mike H » Thu Apr 02, 2020 3:05 pm

pre65 wrote:
Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:42 pm
A supercharged transverse V8 ?
Yep. A different view – note no sidestand, it basically can't lean over

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Re: A little light humour

Post by IslandPink » Thu Apr 02, 2020 3:32 pm

Nick's looking a bit rough - you haven't got the virus, have you ?
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