A little light humour
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#1727 Re: A little light humour
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"No matter how fast light travels it finds that the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it."
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#1728 Re: A little light humour
BREAKING NEWS: All passengers travelling through Liverpool John Lennon Airport have been quarantined due to Corona Virus.
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#1729 Re: A little light humour
I liked the blood donor one though....
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#1730 Re: A little light humour
"The fat bourgeois and his doppelganger"
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Idiots on a Ural – only one left
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#1733 Re: A little light humour
"No matter how fast light travels it finds that the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it."
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#1734 Re: A little light humour
I had the finger up the bum examination by my pretty Thai GP. She said its a very personal examination that sometimes results in an erection so don't be embarrassed if that happens.
I told her I was veery nervous and there was no chance at all of that happening, and she said "No not you, ME!"
I told her I was veery nervous and there was no chance at all of that happening, and she said "No not you, ME!"
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#1735 Re: A little light humour
Nice one Paul, good to see your sense of humour is intact.Paul Barker wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 10:47 am I had the finger up the bum examination by my pretty Thai GP. She said its a very personal examination that sometimes results in an erection so don't be embarrassed if that happens.
I told her I was very nervous and there was no chance at all of that happening, and she said "No not you, ME!"
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#1736 Re: A little light humour
HRH Prince Chas the isle has covid19.
Given that his family motto is Dieu et mon Droit, it occurred to me as I cycled along deserted sun strewn streets that him allowing himself to catch such a democratic disease is a sort of nobless oblige.
Given that his family motto is Dieu et mon Droit, it occurred to me as I cycled along deserted sun strewn streets that him allowing himself to catch such a democratic disease is a sort of nobless oblige.
Philosophers have only interpreted the world - the point, however, is to change it. No it isn't ... maybe we should leave it alone for a while.
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#1737 Re: A little light humour
That Latin, it's all Greek to me.
Meanwhile :
Meanwhile :
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#1738 Re: A little light humour
"The fat bourgeois and his doppelganger"
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#1740 Re: A little light humour
A message came round the hospital today -
Just a heads up, if you get an email from the department of health saying not to eat tinned pork because it contains covid19, ignore it - its spam...
Just a heads up, if you get an email from the department of health saying not to eat tinned pork because it contains covid19, ignore it - its spam...
Philosophers have only interpreted the world - the point, however, is to change it. No it isn't ... maybe we should leave it alone for a while.