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Ali Tait
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by Ali Tait » Tue May 28, 2019 10:42 am
Ah the old chestnut- get the apprentice to show off his muscles by lifting a bag over his head, then cut it with a Stanley knife.
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by Mike H » Tue May 28, 2019 4:30 pm
Yep.
Also a 'You've Been Framed' favoourite.
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by Mike H » Wed May 29, 2019 5:44 pm
"Don't you talk to me about cookers! Cookers is it?"
Rab C. Nesbitt rants about social security
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by Dave the bass » Wed Jun 05, 2019 5:35 pm
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An Investigator.
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by jack » Wed Jun 05, 2019 5:50 pm
Dave the bass wrote: ↑Wed Jun 05, 2019 5:35 pm
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An Investigator.
They're getting better.
Not a lot, but there is a (barely discernable) positive trend...

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by Mike H » Sun Jun 09, 2019 4:43 pm
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by IslandPink » Tue Jun 25, 2019 6:10 pm
This has to go in the humour section - under the sub-section 'you can't make it up' :
https://twitter.com/Jeremy_Hunt/status/ ... 5450821632
Some predictably witty remarks underneath !
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by simon » Tue Jun 25, 2019 7:26 pm
Gotta love Dave Cregan's hash tag in the replies!
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by IslandPink » Tue Jun 25, 2019 9:36 pm
Yes indeed !
I linked this to my GP mate in Huddersfield -
"God help us with those 2
Our only hope is a general election (or general anaesthetic)"

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by simon » Tue Jun 25, 2019 10:25 pm
Quite. Sadly the alternatives arent exactly appealing either.
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by Dave the bass » Thu Jul 11, 2019 11:24 am
"The fat bourgeois and his doppelganger"
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by Mike H » Thu Jul 11, 2019 12:46 pm
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by jack » Fri Jul 12, 2019 5:10 pm
Not entirely sure this is the right place for this...
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by Mike H » Fri Jul 12, 2019 5:56 pm
This IS cool

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by Mike H » Thu Aug 15, 2019 7:18 pm

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