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#46 Re: Jokes
Posted: Fri Jan 17, 2020 12:40 pm
by Forest
The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
#47 Re: Jokes
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 10:22 am
by Paul Barker
First confirmed case of covid 19 in Russia;
The patient’s called Ivor Chestikov
#48 Re: Jokes
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 1:09 pm
by Mike H
#49 Re: Jokes
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 2:30 pm
by Ali Tait
#50 Re: Jokes
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 5:56 pm
by IslandPink
#51 Re: Jokes
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 7:16 pm
by Ali Tait
#52 Re: Jokes
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 8:08 pm
by IslandPink
Absolutely superb !
#53 Re: Jokes
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 8:57 pm
by Ali Tait
Yeah that one gave me a belly laugh.
#54 Re: Jokes
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 9:04 pm
by Ali Tait
You need to be a Fast Show fan for this one-
Tesco's out, Aldi next-
#55 Re: Jokes
Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2020 3:21 pm
by Paul Barker
I don't get stuff from Poundshop.
You're only paying for the name.....................
#56 Re: Jokes
Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2020 5:47 pm
by Michael L
#57 Re: Jokes
Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2020 8:10 am
by Paul Barker
Erm don’t be alarmed but Mad Max was a film about 2021.
#58 Re: Jokes
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2020 7:47 pm
by Paul Barker
I wasn`t allowed to say anything to start with, but I volunteered for the vaccine trials for Covid-19, held at the Royal Hospital.
The vaccine is the one that has been developed in Russia. I received my first jab yesterday at 12pm and I wanted to let you all know that it’s completely safe, with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelshκι я чувствую себя немного странно и я думаю, что вытащил ослиные уши. чувствую себя немного странно.
#59 Re: Jokes
Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2020 9:17 pm
by Mike H
#60 Re: Jokes
Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 9:17 am
by jack
Google Translate gives that as "I feel a little weird and I think I pulled out donkey ears. I feel a little weird."
Bizarre!