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#16 Arse

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"Can I say arse on this forum" ?
You betcha !!

Even better if you can learn to say it like Father Jack -
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We just got back from marriage guidance. The counsellor asked me if I knew what my wife's favourite flower is. "Course I do," I said, "it's Homepride.". :?
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What intuition! :lol:

Were you able to drill down and specify? Plain or Self raising? No need for dark comments on the last option :wink:
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In our country one symbolic individuality the angry piggy, habit to call him to an aggressive piggy also.
All kinds of exciting adventures happen to him.
The fairy is the character in the stories sometimes.
Let us see this possibly:

The angry piggy is walking in the forest.
He falls into a deep pit, suddenly.
Makes an attempt in any way, cannot climb out from here.
Much time passes meanwhile already, he is hungry and thirsty.
He is shouting vainly, nobody hears him.
He already hopeless, but fairy finds him.
But the pit depth and the fairy can't pull him out from there.
He calls it to him:
-Wait a little, angry piggy, I'm going, and I bring help!
Piggy answers so:
-I am not waiting!

If you understand it and you valued this, I will try one like this yet.
Take it into consideration in order that I do not can in English.
It would not be trouble, if somebody corrects it.

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#20

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And what about this?

The angry piggy goes on the street while he strains the words between his teeth angrily:
- Rotten warm day, rotten cars, rotten people, I desire it if only everything would turn into fog!
- Rotten fog ...

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Sounds like Mr Pig wants to lighten up a bit. :lol:
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Aggressive piggy traveling on the train. Suddenly says:
- Do you mind if I speaking to myself?
- Of course not - replied to him one of the passengers.
- I have not spoken to you, fuck you!
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#23

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An angry piggy is walking in the forest and meets the fairy.
- Hi piggy, I have a good mood today, I accomplish a wish of yours because of this!
- Die.
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#24 Re: Arse

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IslandPink wrote:"Can I say arse on this forum" ?
You betcha !!

Even better if you can learn to say it like Father Jack -
I'll never forget the one where he's in the crashing plane and there's only two parachutes, so he takes one, and while the others are arguing about who should have the other, he puts it on the drinks trolley. :D
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An aggressive piggy is walking in the forest and from his nose slips off to his stomach the snot. He meets the bear, who asks him:
- Aggressive piggy, you do not have a handkerchief?
- Is, but I do not give!!!


If you ask me imploringly I stop this possibly.

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Gyuri wrote:An aggressive piggy is walking in the forest and from his nose slips off to his stomach the snot. He meets the bear, who asks him:
- Aggressive piggy, you do not have a handkerchief?
- Is, but I do not give!!!


If you ask me imploringly I stop this possibly.

Wacky Gyuri
Please stop. :)
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Perhaps it would be good if you posted some audio related content ? :wink:
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Guess it must lose a little in the translation. :D
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#29

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I do not have a mood!
(The angry piggy would say this.)
I am tired only simply and depressed. And pessimistic.
What shall I say yet?
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Where are you from, Gyuri? You don't sound like a happy bunny. Is it a sad place?
The world looks so different after learning science. For example, trees are made of air, primarily. When they are burned, they go back to air, and in their flaming heat is released the flaming heat of the Sun which was bound in to convert air into tree.
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