A little light humour
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#1711 Re: A little light humour
Vivitur ingenio, caetera mortis erunt
#1712 Re: A little light humour
I came across this very old file, it made me chuckle:
A thought for today
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
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Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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If today is the first day of the rest of your life,
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A thought for today
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
I am in shape. Round is a shape.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.
Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember
you when he is in trouble again.
An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience.
If today is the first day of the rest of your life,
what the hell was yesterday?
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground,
and I will see a man who can't get his pants off!
Time is what keeps everything from happening to us all at once.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
Am I getting smart with you?...how would you know?
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you
Take my advice, I don't use it anyway
Sign on baby's bib: SPIT HAPPENS.
Eat right, exercise daily, live clean, die anyway.
There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be
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#1713 Re: A little light humour
"No matter how fast light travels it finds that the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it."
#1714 Re: A little light humour
My mum was upstairs when she heard this sketch when it was first broadcast. She was aghast
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#1715 Re: A little light humour
That's a very spooky coincidence because just a few minutes ago I was looking at this:
"No matter how fast light travels it finds that the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it."
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#1716 Re: A little light humour
Just got to love Father Ted. Perfect in every way.
My favourite (amongst the many scenes I love) is "I hear you're a racist now Father!":
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#1717 Re: A little light humour
"The fat bourgeois and his doppelganger"
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#1718 Re: A little light humour
I was looking at a car auction on EBay a while ago.
Ad said "female driver with black box".
Ad said "female driver with black box".
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
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G-Popz THE easy listening connoisseur. (Philip)
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G-Popz THE easy listening connoisseur. (Philip)
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#1719 Re: A little light humour
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"No matter how fast light travels it finds that the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it."
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#1722 Re: A little light humour
Yes, very good, I fell it must be copied to my work email !
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#1724 Re: A little light humour
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"No matter how fast light travels it finds that the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it."
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#1725 Re: A little light humour
Bad Day at Work 2020 Part 3
"No matter how fast light travels it finds that the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it."